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2月16日

我自己编的小故事-乌龟为什么壳子有裂纹?为什么缩头缩脑的?

Why's a tortoise's shell wrinkled?

Tortoise used to have a smooth and nice shell. Once he fell in love with a snake who had a sweet tongue and a pair of beautiful wings then.

Miss snake accepted his wooing simply because she was interested in his fleshy heart and tasty blood but the tortoise wore such a hard shell that she found no chance to kill him with her poisonous teeth. Then she came up with an idea.

One day the tortoise asked Miss Snake out, she said:"Well, tortoise, I like you a lot but my friends told me that you are way out of my league since I have a pair of beautiful wings on my back but you have an ugly shell instead. I can't go out with you, unless... "

The tortoise was so crazy for the snake that he couldn't wait for her to finish her words.” Unless what, honey, I’ll do whatever you tell me to."

"Unless you can fly as I do." the snake then flapped her wings and flied up on top of the tortoise to show how great and elegant a flying animal could be.

"Babe, I want to fly but I have no wings and I’m sick of elevation."

“That’s easy. You could travel with me today  in the sky and you will see it’s huge fun. ”

“I don’t think it would work.”

“You will be okay, I promise. I will be with you and hold you tight all the way. Believe me”

The tortoise took her suggestion and were ready to try.

Then Miss Snake wound her body tightly around the tortoise  and flied up slowly and steadily to the higher place in the sky. The tortoise was so immersed in the intimacy with his lover that he forgot how dangerous flying could be.

In the warm sunshine and the gentle breeze, the tortoise even started to enjoy the time with Miss Snake.

“My lover," the snake asked :" have you ever seen how animals get wings?"

"No." 

"For birds, they broke open the shells of eggs and get wings; for butterflies, they bite open their cocoon shells and fly for the rest of their lives with their huge gorgeous wings. Dear, you only need to do one thing to have wings-to get rid of your shell. You will grow a pair of wings soon as I do. Then we could fly in the sky together and never ever break up."

"My queen, you are so clever but i don't know how to take my shell off.”

“Close your eyes, I’ll let you know how.”

The tortoise did what the snake said and of course was expecting a kiss or sth like that.

“Now, my darling, it's your time to be reborn like a phoenix."

The snake dropped the tortoise in the middle of the sky and as we all know the stupid tortoise fell on the ground and broke his shell into pieces. At this time, the snake flied down to him like a fighting plane, got him with her teeth and grabbed his heart out of his body. She flied away with his heart between her teeth. 

Fortunately, this story happened in the Garden of Eden;even bugs won’t ever die.

The tortoise's buddies helped him stick the broken pieces together and crammed his body back into his shell. Having been left  alone for quite a time (upon his own request) ,he's back on his feet though much slower and quieter than before and with a wrinkled shell. What's worse he formed the habit of hide his body back in shell for most of the time, he once explained to a curious friend that he often felt COLD ever since his evil lover ripped his heart out. 

同学们,这个故事告诉了我们什么呢?

2月4日

兰海椰风-海南之旅

三亚游记

这次到三亚旅游一波三折,多亏了三件法宝:白加黑,扑克牌和《明朝的那些事》。为什么呢?那要从今年武汉雪灾说起。

“今年的雪灾肯定是因为全球变暖让南北极的冰雪融化,冰雪一融化就吸热,让全球又更冷。”我对郭郭说。

“很有道理,也有可能是厄尔尼诺的反现象诺尼尔厄造成的。”郭郭笑说。

我们的飞机1227日下午6点半飞往三亚。

天河机场四周白雪皑皑,郭郭,我,大王,小王四个姑娘在候机大厅一边打牌一边等待登机。当晚武汉又是低温大雪,深夜机场跑道结冰,各大航空公司纷纷取消或延后当晚航班。大家闷闷不乐,只有我一个人一口咬定今天飞机会起飞,其实我心里也没谱。

6点,7点,8点,9点,10点,11点,信息电视机上还没有出我们航班的起飞时间。大王,小王困得快趴下了。我跟郭郭打了个赌,我们各抽五张牌,她的牌大,飞机12点以前起飞,我的大,飞机十二点以后起飞。结果我们抽的五张牌,我张张都比她的大。果不其然,12点,东方航空排来大巴把我们所有去三亚的旅客拖到青年路的莫泰168连锁酒店,一住就是两天,直到129日下午4点左右,航空公司集结号起,我们一车人怀着惴惴不安的心情,事隔两天之后再次来到天河机场大厅,继续等待航空公司出通告。我们再次从5点等到11点,这次我买了一本书《明朝的那些事》打发时间。我特感激这本书,它不但帮我度过了空虚无聊的等待,而且在我像个蛮婆一样挤在男人堆里抢夺航空公司的免费餐形象尽失之后,我回到座位上捧着这本书,靠它找回了一点知识分子的平衡。漫漫无期的等待让小王发火了,她挥着玉臂,甩开鹤腿,直奔咨询处,对着咨询台里的服务员有天无日一顿臭骂,结果飞机果真起飞了。在中国,民主权利并没有完全丧失,关键看你自己争不争取。

130日凌晨两点半我们飞抵三亚,走出飞机场,暖暖的带着湿气的风吹得人心旷神怡,只恨此时周围一片漆黑,看不到海天一色,看不见椰树依依。太阳确实很快就升起来了,等我们安顿好了,盖上被子,都凌晨四点了。

130日下午,我们去了“天下第一湾”-亚龙湾。 亚龙湾位于三亚以南,是三亚三个大海湾里水质最好的一个海湾。我们去的那天,阳光明媚,风和日丽,蓝绿清澈的海上漂浮着几只色彩艳丽的游船,天空中时不时划过大风筝一样的滑翔机和快艇托着的降落伞 ,风光如画,游人如织。

其实这海看上去并无书上描写的波澜壮阔之感,待到真正投入它怀抱,光着膀子去游泳,喝了几口苦水之后才发现,自己面前的一滩子水是和东湖西湖赛里木湖完全不同的一个东西,跟别的淡水江河湖泊比起来,它更强大更无法抗拒,它可以淹死你,也可以不费吹灰之力地咸死你。

131日,去蜈蜘洲岛。蜈蜘洲岛是位于三亚以东海域内的一个小岛。蜈蜘洲岛曾经是无人岛,没有淡水,现在这里修建了海滩浴场,各种水上游乐设施,还有几个星级宾馆,一个破平方住一晚要一万八百八十八块大洋呢。

下面我要讲讲我和郭郭去潜水的经历,潜水是第一个我尝试过的让我害怕的娱乐项目。

我们两个消费的是船潜,啥意思呢?教练把你拖到一艘前不着村后不着店小船上,给你穿上潜水服,给你背上氧气瓶和潜水镜,把你带到附近水面没人的地方,跟你套套近乎,让你放松下来,然后二话不说就把你往水里摁,摁下一个是一个。

那天是个阴天,海下面黑乎乎,阴森森的,妖气弥漫。我教练姓易,黑黑的一条汉子,他把我带到那没人的地方就问我多大来着,我知道这是他要摁我的前兆,我看着黑不溜秋的海水,突然接不上气,就像得了痨病似的,死活不下去,小易人挺好,给我解了解腰上绑的铅块带儿,好受了些,他接着就把我摁下去了。海水真凉。没下多久,我的耳膜开始剧烈疼痛,我要上去。小易把我拽上去了。

“你又怎么了?”

“我耳朵疼,耳膜要炸了。耳膜炸了会怎样啊?

“炸了就炸了呗,炸了就流血。十个客人里面总会有一两个耳膜破掉的。”

“那耳膜破了会不会听不见啊?”

“不会,它还会长起来。”

匪夷所思。流血,我不要流血,本来每个月都要流血,现在我还专门花钱到海底下流血,我不要!我觉得他在忽悠我。转换话题。

“易教练,你结婚没啊?”

“没有,你呢?”

“我也没有。”

“那正好,就我俩吧。”

“可是等我从水里起来了,我耳膜都破了,我都残疾了,你还要吗?”

他扑哧一笑,黑黑的脸竟然变得柔和了一点,“破了照样要。”

我也笑了。

他重复了一下如何把耳膜往外鼓,然后把手往个没人的方向一指,说:“你同伴都下去了。” 后来才知道她在骗人。

我一看,郭郭都下去了,我还在这儿干嘛,下吧。

这次我死死捏住鼻子,浑憋了一口长气,到海底了都没敢吐出来,怕一吐出来,耳膜破掉变残疾。小易似乎有点慌了,过来把硬把我捏鼻子的手拿开,示意我吸氧气。这次耳朵不疼了。慢慢的,我爱上了潜水。

海底真漂亮,尽管天气不好,光线昏暗,我仍然可以清晰地看见棕色的,长着乳白色刺须的海葵,夹在石头缝隙里的耀武扬威的海胆,飘来荡去色彩艳丽的小鱼,还有像刚从颜料管里挤出的颜料那样鲜艳的黄色的海底生物。小易把我领到一块圆圆的大石头上,大石头的表面有一层暗红色的生物,一簇一簇的布满石头表面,活生生一个套子。他让我摸,我不敢,深怕它扎我,小易摸了一把,我一摸,确实没什么危险。说实话,摸着挺恶心的,滑腻腻的,有点像鳝鱼皮。石头上还长出来一簇海葵,触角随着海流左右摇曳,像一位漫不经心却身怀绝技的侠士,又像心里一把竹子又在猎物面前故作悠闲的猛兽。我不敢摸。小易摸了,侠士猛兽其实很温顺,我也摸了,什么侠士猛兽,那东西就是一鸡毛掸子。

逝者如斯夫。

我被小易拽上了海面,无限留恋。等我走上船以后,发现郭郭和其他两个跟我们一起下水的年轻人老老实实坐在椅子上,表情有点沮丧。

“你下去了,我们都没下去,在这里坐了半个小时。”郭郭说。

接下来我们两个去玩了水上摩托。水上摩托顾名思义就是在水上开的摩托,只不过在陆地上一般一个人开一辆车,而在水里,非得另一个人伺候你。这人也是教练。我的教练挺信任我的,一上来就让我自己开。让我自己开还不好办,反正整个摩托就一个机关,就是油门,我拿着油门往死里摁,摩托车歘一下就飞出去了。我们两个人在海里乘风破浪,驰骋四方,好不痛快。这个摩托有点意思,它有时不时顺着浪头飞出丈把,再一下砸到浪头后面的海水上,击起“千堆雪”,我俩好像在没完没了地“激流勇进”。难怪许多人喜欢开车,不仅方便,而且刺激。人们为什么用快感来形容“爽”或者刺激的感觉呢,因为速度确实会带来美好的感觉。

 

回宾馆发现感冒了,咳嗽到半夜,幸好有郭郭挺身让被,摸额头试体温,还有白加黑,及时遏止了病情。好朋友就是那个你病了还留在你身边照顾你的人。

21日,南田温泉,乏善可陈。值得一提的是小鱼泉。小鱼泉就是养着成千上万条小鱼苗的温泉。泡温泉的时候,待你坐定下来,你会发现好多小鱼来嘬你的身体,痒痒的,很舒服。小鱼最喜欢啃的是脚丫子,郭郭坐在温泉里被小鱼啃得咯咯笑。

22日,自由活动。逛了逛市区。三亚是一个典型的旅游城市,人口少,干净,人为建筑较少,可是居住环境,基础设施并不好。买东西不方便,特别体现在吃上。三亚的特色小吃之一报罗粉在我们的酒店附近根本吃不到,因为我们的酒店在大东海旅游区,周围的房租都特别贵,而粉这类食品利润又太薄,粉店往往入不敷出,纷纷转行卖海鲜。这就给我们这些穷人带来极大的不便,这几天我和郭郭吃得最多的就是拉面。一共算下来,我们吃了四顿拉面列。除此之外市中心一带除了商场餐馆酒店外就没什么别的如体育馆,游泳馆,娱乐场之类共百姓使用的基础设施了。这里不太适合长期居住。

22日,回武汉。